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Celeb Demotivational Poster

HONOR IN DYING - An Ultimate Demise Having Clint Eastwood shoot you while Morgan Freeman narrates.

TAGS: celebrities death awesome
Rating: 4.76/5

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Darrenbr - November 5, 2014, 12:44 pm
It is not easy to bear the grief of losing a loved one, but it will be possible to preserve the remembrances in a high-quality ashes casket.
MissPriss - July 26, 2013, 11:14 pm
Or having them both shoot you and no one says a word...cool too!
robbidos - July 26, 2013, 10:35 pm
being sh** by Morgan Freeman as Clint Eastwood narrates would also be cool
GaryO - July 7, 2012, 1:14 am
MissPriss - July 6, 2012, 12:06 am
I know... now I gotta change a few plans.
Greeny - July 5, 2012, 11:06 pm
Absolutely cool!


TAGS: celebrities marines media
Rating: 4.72/5

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Tarapin - April 5, 2011, 9:01 pm
For or against the war, respect these warriors. Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
scarr3d - March 15, 2011, 1:05 pm
Hoo-Ah man, Hoo-Ah
Nagard - March 15, 2011, 12:57 pm
So true... We got something similar in Germany during the past 2 weeks.
clanlessw - March 15, 2011, 11:16 am
I'm with KSpace....I absolutely oppose the war, but have the utmost respect for those who fight for our countries (I'm Canadian).
Hawamleh - March 15, 2011, 11:11 am
someone's asking for a ban :D
kryshna - March 15, 2011, 9:21 am
yeah yeah... just two words: boring...
Kspace - March 15, 2011, 8:34 am
Whether you oppose or support the war effort, you owe these heroes respect and attention. Semper Fi.
rellik666 - March 15, 2011, 4:46 am
I've never made a poster and rarely comment,but this sir is truly great.I would salute you if I had the credentials or the right.
TehOz - March 14, 2011, 11:33 pm
As a marine this will be the last time I ever approve of the word " Marine " being within 10 feet of those 2. GJ BTW
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 9:34 pm
Actual tears. 5L.
Hawamleh - March 14, 2011, 6:43 pm
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 5:43 pm
Episode 3 revolves around a widespread outbreak of syphilis.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 5:38 pm
I'd pay to see that....I'd pay to see Lindsay do a lot of things as well.
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 5:32 pm
Can you imagine WTF-Chuck Sheen in the Marines equivalent of boot camp training? I might watch an episode or two of him washing out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 5:23 pm
Yeah, but they obviously weren't "winning"........sorry, I had to. 5L
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 5:10 pm
TheOne - March 14, 2011, 4:54 pm
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 4:53 pm
Solid poster Airman. 5L.

GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)

TAGS: life time fun girl stupid celeb triplet kardashian kkk
Rating: 2.48/5

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shmoe13 - February 11, 2011, 5:50 am
thats hedly!!

BILL KAULITZ - I'm not Gay I'm just Prettier than You

TAGS: celebrity
Rating: 2.44/5

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themansn - January 21, 2011, 7:22 am
tokio h**el where the opener of a friends mums band a lot of time ago... bill was about 9 years then and tokio h**el's name was 'devillish' (kinda funny xD) and bill ran arround like a girl with broken nylons and a skirt x,DD ...
Informator - September 4, 2009, 1:13 am
Porcelina u made me lauughhh x] tho im pretty sure ze jonas brothers are supposed to appeal to females.. and i got curious and looked **** up yes hes a male. always has been o__o and as far as he claims and evidence shows, hes straight [a surprise..]
Jay - May 6, 2009, 4:22 pm
Just goes to show that some guys make pretty h** girls.
gay - January 4, 2009, 1:03 pm
and g**
Porcelina - October 17, 2008, 7:22 pm
Awww, Emily! Will you be, like, my new bff?! We can, like, talk about the Jonas Brothers and watch MTV and go shopping and make fun of the people who don't wear 789$ jeans! And then we can get matching haircuts.. And say ''That's h**!'' and like..yeah! BF
skippy - August 2, 2008, 1:08 am
this makes me angry as well...i thought wat a h** chick...but as i no now it is not a chick....thts g**..
Upstate Nihilist - July 29, 2008, 3:59 am
Ever since I first saw Tokyo h**el I doubted this was a man. Ever since I first heard Tokyo h**el I doubted this was a man. In fac - I still doubt this is a man.
Emily - July 1, 2008, 3:53 pm
:D I have this picture (Just the picture, not the words and all that) hanging in my room. The only difference is that he's smiling. Lol. BILL KAULITZ
Casper - June 29, 2008, 8:46 pm
I love Bill Kaulitz!
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 6:12 pm
not g**? but you wear all that make-up.... YEAH OK, BUDDY!
Krautzl - June 10, 2008, 4:34 am
Wow! More annoying than all the other 80 million Germans??? That is quite an achievement!
Max - June 10, 2008, 4:26 am
The fact that he is a guy makes me sad, because I am not g**.
LIPCoelho - May 29, 2008, 4:21 pm
that is the correct question
Yon - May 29, 2008, 3:22 pm
Was he always a guy?
Pretty Pretty - May 14, 2008, 6:01 pm
Yep, that's a guy. Lead singer of Tokio h**el. Was voted "most annoying German in 2006" by the viewers of TV network ProSieben.
Wait - May 13, 2008, 11:31 pm
That's a guy? No f-in' way! O_o
dons - May 13, 2008, 10:45 pm
Id do him

EPIC FAIL - Need I say more?

TAGS: epic fail george bush president u s a usa celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.84/5

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Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:11 am
Say no more. Epic fail indeed.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
it only lets you post every 30 sec.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
Michle jackson!!!
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:12 pm
lol - October 3, 2008, 5:11 pm
Bob - October 3, 2008, 4:58 pm
yep, those yanks sure are stupid. Especially the yanks who were the first to fly, the first to go to the moon, and the first to invent the nuclear bomb. Idiots.
zerojustice - September 16, 2008, 9:14 pm
The yanks must be pretty stupid then...
g - July 20, 2008, 12:16 am
Smartest yank ever
Seba - June 18, 2008, 12:42 pm
You don't need words, everyone knows how awful this person is
Kathleen. - May 21, 2008, 5:08 am
Yes. To have an opinion as smart as this one I'm sure you have reasoning.

1999 -

TAGS: prince music money entertainment celebrity
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 28, 2016, 9:50 am
Excellent poster, UP yours

LOOK AT MY PSYCHIC PAPER - what do you see?

TAGS: doctor who psychic paper celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.82/5

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Vinnie - August 17, 2008, 11:25 am
LOL @ last comment
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 13, 2008, 12:58 am
The best Ziggy comic ever, that's what I see!

LISTEN CLOSELY - No more of that Jingle Bells! Y'all better sing Happy Birthday to me, now!

AMY WINEHOUSE - Celebrating one year of sobriety ...

TAGS: amy winehouse celebrating year sobriety
Rating: 4.13/5

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vilnius - July 24, 2012, 9:52 am
"Rehab" goes down in history as the most ironic song ever!


TAGS: nativity christmas holiday celebration congress
Rating: 4.76/5

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Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 9:10 pm
Thank you. Happy holidays. :)
GaryO - December 16, 2012, 2:09 pm
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 12:58 pm


TAGS: time to celebrate
Rating: 4.48/5

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mariand - March 8, 2012, 5:15 pm
hehe... shoot to kill.... I guess, some women will take this as a low hit...

INFLATED EGO - You'll know you have one when you see the picture and realize that the camera wasn't pointed at you.

TAGS: celebrity jay z fail ego
Rating: 4.38/5

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Faceplant31 - September 15, 2010, 3:33 pm
Much better YF12. 5L from me.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 2:59 pm
how to you think Beyonce hits those high notes?..practice, practice, practice
forseti - September 15, 2010, 2:45 pm
Jay-Z is "Da Shocka"??

SLOW CHILDREN - You still can't hunt them

TAGS: greg hunt hunting slow children funny sign sports celebrity kill
Rating: 2.85/5

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Max - May 23, 2008, 9:38 pm
I have a permit that proves you wrong. :D

FASCISM - AKA The Republican Party

TAGS: celebrity
Rating: 2.36/5

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LogicDude - June 12, 2009, 4:03 pm
My comment was made back when we had nothing coming on here BUT those types...everyone Bush-bashing (Giggedy), McCain slamming, Obama punting, and Clinton b****ing was overloading the site. It's calmed down some since...well...last week anyway.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2009, 12:45 am
There's a shocker.
Mark - June 11, 2009, 11:26 pm
Moooooooo - Although I usually agree with LD, this is one of those times when I disagree. If you don't like political posters you can either ignore them or do as you have done and vote 1 furry feline. Anti-Republican / Anti-Conservative poster = 1
KDP3 - June 11, 2009, 6:19 pm
lets see the history of the GOP. gave freedom to the slaves,gave women the right to vote,free eastern Europe and now giving the arabs a right too democracy. Yeah what evil fascist we are.
Mooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2009, 6:09 pm
I agree with LogicDude. New site for political posters. A kind of separation between Crap and Funny. political poster=1 lion
Jmac0585 - May 13, 2009, 5:27 pm
You are welcome. Only a fool argues that which he does not know. I'd rather know whats up.
Marduke - May 13, 2009, 5:13 pm
I don't see any reason to think that's where he was going with it. But thanks anyway for taking the time to read it.
Jmac0585 - May 13, 2009, 2:54 pm
Unfortunately, We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded." Could end up meaning adding to the peace corp,etc. It could also mean DPF if he wanted it to.
Marduke - May 13, 2009, 1:36 pm
...You could also look at this link as well. www.factcheck.org/askfactcheck/is_obama_planning_a_ges***o-like_civilian_national.html I hope this helps.
Marduke - May 13, 2009, 1:36 pm
...warped and skewed by Rep. Paul Broun from Georgia comparing Obama's call to service into a Ges***o like force. The link for the speech I found at: www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/jul/02/text-obamas-speech/ ...
Marduke - May 13, 2009, 1:35 pm
Jmac, I was not blaming Bush, merely pointing out that a part of the speech was a call to volunteer to help America and take some of the burden from the military. One of the organizations was USA Freedom Corp which Bush Jr initiated. That speech was...
Jmac0585 - May 13, 2009, 12:48 pm
Can you post a link to that speech?
Jmac0585 - May 13, 2009, 12:47 pm
I showed where BHO wanted a DPF, why are you bringing up Bush?Sorry, I Forgot, standard leftist procedure #33. "If you are given evidence of being wrong, blame your/the failure on Bush."
Jmac0585 - May 13, 2009, 12:46 pm
You asked for evidence of a "Domestic Police force," and I provided it. Nothing in the full speech is going to change what he said. I don't know who Paul Broun is.
Marduke - May 13, 2009, 10:38 am
You must be a follower of Rep. Paul Broun. Read the full quote where he mentions service oraganizations like the Peace Corps or USA Freedom Corp, which incidentally was launched by Bush Jr after 9/11. and expanding embassy personel. Read the full speech.
Jmac0585 - May 11, 2009, 12:46 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt2yGzHfy7s Woops... Or is that taken that out of context, too?
Marduke - May 11, 2009, 10:39 am
Again, I'm asking where or when has a Domestic Police Force been advocated, except by the right telling lies and using scare tactics. Even though you keep telling me that you guys would never spread disimformation or half truths. My mistake.
Marduke - May 11, 2009, 10:38 am
Still waiting on the answer to the "Domestic Police Force" question. But, I am not angry, you do amuse me so with your ever present mad dog ravings, like a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving that has to much and soils himself. But I digress-Domestic Police Force
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 10:53 pm
Marduke, you are such an angry little f***. All you ever provide in the way of political commentary is insults and excuses for Dems. Why don't you ever have facts? Oh, because none support your ignorance.
Marduke - May 9, 2009, 12:17 pm
We'll never run out of Repubs, they're like ****roaches. You'll always find a new one under a rock. And where do you come up with this "Domestic Police Force" another lie spread by the right.
Jmac0585 - May 8, 2009, 10:41 am
I almost don't have the will to comment on this, against an obvious DonkeyHonk. Almost. Three words a**Fans (I mean Dumbocrats, no Kardashian) "Domestic Police force." When they run out of Repubs, they'll come for you.
WTFO - May 8, 2009, 1:49 am
Regardless of the names you use, you are still an ignorant hateful POS. Your opinions are just like farts, they stink and they don't amount to ****.
TRUE POSTER! - May 7, 2009, 11:03 pm
Idiot republicans can call Democrats commies all they like when were nowhere near. But the ****servatives are a massive bunch of neo fash pricks
Politics.... - April 14, 2009, 4:46 pm
Ideologies, just another way of f***ing YOU over........
rofl - November 24, 2008, 11:48 pm
I rather be Fascist than f***ing communist, d*** democrats
LogicDude - October 19, 2008, 7:02 pm
Can we have a new site without the stupid f***ing political posters? Now THAT would rule!
biggy titty - October 19, 2008, 5:55 pm
i have a new party, kiss my a** and let me do what i want party , all in favor say yea, all against, go f*** yourselves
Pitch - August 20, 2008, 1:30 am
I am starting the "National Socialist American Worker's Party" We will take power and put an end to the Evil Republicans & Democrats.
Caffeinatron - August 16, 2008, 3:20 pm
Politics fail. Hard.
z - July 14, 2008, 4:49 am
"Last I checked the Libs want to take over the oil companies"... yeah, enjoy your gas lines with constantly climbing prices while Exxon reports record profits. The gas companied deserve a f***ing hard spanking by the govt instead of the free ride they've
Grey - July 11, 2008, 1:14 am
The liberals want to control the temperature of Californians homes in fear of GLOBAL WARMING. f*** the democratic party
Max - June 24, 2008, 9:11 am
Both parties suck. Seriously.
me - June 5, 2008, 9:13 pm
hit that nail on the head bud
LIBS - May 29, 2008, 11:24 am
Last I checked the Libs want to take over the oil companies, the Home Mortgage banking, retirement (oops already did), Health Care, Pharmaceutical, Light Bulbs... yeah Republicans are facist.
KDP3 - May 28, 2008, 1:58 pm
Then the Democratic Party is the communist party.


TAGS: bananas dwyane wade nba miami heat celebrity sports basketball
Rating: 2.15/5

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Um - October 3, 2009, 6:54 am
Not funny.


IT'S HARD TO TELL - whether or not these people are celebrating or rioting.

TAGS: riot muslim pistol gun violence islam celebration
Rating: 2.41/5

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Spangle - October 13, 2009, 5:18 pm
Iraq, that is it.
knowitall - August 5, 2009, 5:36 pm
those look like France's colors on the flag, maybe they're surrenduring?
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:15 am
spell check and basic grammar guidelines.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:14 am
Do you honestly believe Saddam never had WMDs? We know he did since he used them on Iran and his own people. The question is what did he do with them while the UN was f***ing off and not holding him accountable for his crimes. Also, you might want to use
hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:11 pm
hey mark we will never know where the aleged weapons of mass distruction are. Im in iraq now and I dont see any. may be they're up bushes a** right next to your head.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 12:38 pm
What's the matter AK? Does the truth hurt? We'll never know exactly how much money BHO got from the middle East via the internet. So now you can go piss off.
Purity - April 1, 2009, 1:23 am
When I see something like this, I always have to wonder why in the US when a lot of us have guns, why we don't take them to our rallies? Teach them to try and put us down with tear gas and ****. f***ing government lapdogs should stand up for us citizens.
Arrogant Knight - January 14, 2009, 10:14 am
Piss off, Mark.
Mark - January 14, 2009, 10:08 am
It's Novemeber 4, 2008 and they're celebrating their victory in electing a Muslim Socialist to the Presidency of the United States.
Fatty - December 18, 2008, 4:15 pm
They are celebrating a good job on the riot they just had


TAGS: celebs stars kids jesus christ so f***in long lol
Rating: 2.93/5

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verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:03 pm
ok, did not see the Marilyn Manson transformation coming from that pic

ROSIE O'DONNEL - Dies in terrible skydiving accident. She is survived by...

TAGS: celebrities accidents
Rating: 4.08/5

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forseti - May 10, 2010, 4:42 pm
and after some years they come back to the light in Iceland and our planes mustn't fly...
GreyScorpion - May 10, 2010, 4:34 pm
it's called a sink hole, that's where we throw all the rejected motifakes in to, and it's getting fuller by the day ;)
nettimato - May 10, 2010, 4:23 pm
how is this possible? i know that pic is real, but what really caused it?
GreyScorpion - April 18, 2010, 1:02 pm
I know this was used yesterday, but I laughed at it. 4L

LOOK OUT BOY'S - Paris is joining the Marine's ( fire bubbles.., not bullets... )

TAGS: paris hilton tank pink war peace ***y celebrity marines
Rating: 2.87/5

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fascistfrenchman - July 6, 2010, 5:24 pm
I know a woman who would be disappointed that it fires bubbles instead of real shells. 4 Lions




TAGS: life time happiness celeb briatore gregoraci
Rating: 2.86/5

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kelry - August 2, 2009, 2:10 pm
that's flavio briatore..boss of the F1 renault team
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:39 pm
Maybe it's true love! She loves his wisdom and maturity and he loves her youthful playfulness. That or she's a HO!
BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 2:36 pm
No amount of money is worth touching that saggy bag of wrinkles.
jason dinalt - July 4, 2009, 9:28 am
I was thinking maybe he is her dad, then I saw where his hand is......... oh well, hes not the first rich old bastard to have a young b****


TAGS: life time day celebration joke smart hidden turkey november good bad led zeppelin album 1969
Rating: 2.75/5

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rockntractor - November 27, 2009, 11:53 pm
Now that's hilarious!

ALCOHOL - Celebrate Diversity

LORENA BOBBITT - She's still a nice lady John, but don't tell her to go in the kitchen again!

TAGS: or you ll loose you celebrity p****
Rating: 2.64/5

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agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 6:55 pm
radioactive13 - February 22, 2010, 6:13 pm
It's better don't ask her for a wurstel sammich.
Fatt Matt - February 22, 2010, 5:45 pm
Sammich, yes. Just don't cut it in half, and spread the mayo w/ a spoon.
rerun - February 22, 2010, 5:42 pm

no sammich then?


TAGS: calendar soccer french celebration
Rating: 3.82/5

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Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:06 pm

truth gotta hurt...lolz

COSPLAY - sometimes IS a good idea

TAGS: cosplay wow world of warcraft celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.93/5

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honesty - October 21, 2008, 8:58 pm
hawttt who is she..i gotta know
Trap - June 24, 2008, 6:47 am
It's a trap!

PEREZ HILTON - He makes Elton John look like Rambo

FEMALE ADDICTION - I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. (Imelda Marcos)


TAGS: life time irish celebration holy beer march
Rating: 2.44/5

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chunk - April 8, 2009, 1:05 am
guinness is a f***ing godly beer, hence the halo
agdaniele - March 24, 2009, 9:28 pm
Nihilophobe - March 24, 2009, 5:33 pm
Eh, Murphy's is better anyway.
agdaniele - March 19, 2009, 4:44 pm
Harp is a lager, Kaliber is a lager... both made by Guinness. Pictured here is a stout... which, to prove myself wrong, is a form of ale. Top fermented.
shane x - March 19, 2009, 9:03 am
no its a lager actually
agdaniele - March 19, 2009, 12:11 am
It's a stout... or porter. Not an ale.


FAIL - it really did happen

AND THAT'S ... -

CELEBRITIES - When you said you'd make out with the first one you saw when you opened your eyes he was not the one you hoped for.

TAGS: godzilla gojira kaiju japan japanese celebrities
Rating: 3/5

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GreyScorpion - April 7, 2010, 1:28 pm
much better caption! 5L


THE JOKER - Which one do you think it's scarier?

TAGS: sports cats cat celebrity politcs the joker 1989 jack nicholson
Rating: 2.54/5

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Guest091 - July 6, 2009, 4:23 am
I consider it a tie. Jack's Joker is scary due to how became what he is and some of the pranks he pulled on people; Ledger's Joker due to his appearance alone and his influence.
Paranoia - May 19, 2009, 1:06 am
In terms of staying true to the nature of the joker, the winner is ledger. he prepared for the role by reading the first few issues of Batman in which the joker was introduced. Back in Nicholson's days they had to be more concerned with family friendly.
... - April 29, 2009, 12:46 am
I would have to agree with dz. These are two totally different personas of the same character. Both are wonderfully done, but they can not be rightfully compared.
dz - April 3, 2009, 4:45 pm
Well u cant compare the 2 each actor is playing a completely different character. Ledger's joker was made to be a psychopath as jack was more of a prankster. Ledger is scarier as his version of Mr.J but only because thats the joker people want to see.
Retards - February 27, 2009, 11:00 pm
Guys below me are retards, got asked a question which is better so they don't even answer based on the acting. Congratulations obvious Americans.
Mr. Shiny - February 16, 2009, 7:47 pm
Well you got jack he played the old joker, the shining, played a crazy rapist in 1 flew over the cuckoos nest/ ledger until being the new joker was a g** cowboy, a goody goody during the American revolution, and a fake knight....so I go with Jack.
Toussaint - January 30, 2009, 9:26 pm
Jack N (on left) did a far better job and Ledger only gets pity votes on account of his death.
Anonymous - January 30, 2009, 7:47 pm
Jack, he's the same guy that directed that movie with the n**e scene of Kathy Bates. THAT'S scarier than a druggie.
GolitheTank - December 15, 2008, 11:47 pm
*f***ing acid ate it to that point.
GoliatheTank - December 15, 2008, 11:46 pm
Jack is scarrier, only cause he was the one based on the true joker, you know, the man from the origonal comics, where the jocker was a mob hitman and he was also a CEO that fell in a vat of acid and his face got stuck in that smiling grin cause the f***i
john doe - November 6, 2008, 9:57 am
LEDGER!...jack was a waterd down version...wile ledger,was the true joker from the comics..ledger wins,and lets face it.jack as been a corpse for awile.
Amaterasu - August 23, 2008, 1:35 am
Making funny and evil commercials > Making pens dissapear. Altough making pens dissapear rules anyway =p
aPauling - August 22, 2008, 2:08 pm
Making pencils disappear > questioning the origin of wonderful toys
Narutarded - August 21, 2008, 11:54 pm
The one on the left, of couse. That crazy m**********r is Jack Nicholson, and he'll eat your family! Heather Ledge, on the other hand, is just a corpse.

THE JOKER - He has a twin sister

THE RESIDENTS - Unique and beautiful art since 1972.

TAGS: music residents lyrics art celebrity
Rating: 1.8/5

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Doris Night - July 14, 2008, 3:38 am
I should add that I used the word art to refer to their music, not the actual image (which I even pilfered from another motifake titled Drake Shannon, which of course was the Orb's real name)
Doris Night - July 14, 2008, 3:36 am
Yeah, but it looked so much like the Residents' eyeball costume, so I threw some of their lyrics in. The title and caption are just for an homage to the Residents. No offense meant to the Orb or comics fans like you. :)
zed - July 14, 2008, 2:32 am
Hey, "Doris", that's The Orb, a frikkin villain from the Ghost Rider comics of the 70's, not a piece of art by the Residents.


COUNTING FLOWERS ON THE WALL - that don't bother me at all

TAGS: celebs as transvestites
Rating: 4.14/5

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Greeny - October 4, 2012, 6:45 pm
Clint's lookin kinda h**
ughomer - October 4, 2012, 5:02 pm
I keep hearin' your concern about my happiness / But all that thought you've given me is, conscience I guess. - Statler Brothers


TAGS: celebrate on my birthday d***it
Rating: 3.77/5

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rerun - May 9, 2010, 10:23 am

well, I guess if motifake were a household name there would be a "timmy (soon to be called "fozzwad"" day to honor those here who have been banned.



ALIMONY - The high cost of leaving.


TAGS: life time day past future celebration original 20 july 1969 nasa apollo 11 dream imagination
Rating: 3.26/5

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agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 5:14 pm
Canada did it better.


TAGS: life time natasha richardson death celeb charming lady class 1963 accident ski
Rating: 2.95/5

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Cheech - May 23, 2009, 11:48 am
d*** I did miss a few letters on that one.
Bob chin - May 22, 2009, 9:10 pm
Or "uninformed" I believe
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 5:45 pm
Just an FYI I was engaged to and lived with a woman from Toronto for several years and there were several reasons she lived in the states Health care, Taxes and Weather. So while I may not be an expert I am certainly NOT uniformed.
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 5:43 pm
Also if you took it as an attack on Canada I apologize. It was more of an attack on the President and the Dems who want to force socialized medicine on the citizens of the USA. I'm sorry you can keep it.
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 5:40 pm
I know much of the details AND I am an EMS professional. I know what is and isn't important. With her situation time was of the essence if she had access to a CT that wasn't a 2 hr Ambulance ride away she "may" have survived.
Canuck - May 11, 2009, 10:24 pm
She refused treatment for 2 hours before being taken to a Canadian hospital and then flown to Manhattan.
Canuck - May 11, 2009, 10:22 pm
The Country she was injured in had nothing to do with her death. Educate yourself more on the circumstances before you try to use someone else's personal tragedy as ammo to attack a whole country. She never waited at a Canadian hospital.
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 9:04 pm
I bet her outcome would have been different if she had her accident in the US. Where should would have gotten quality health care immediately instead of waiting almost 10 hours. Socialized medicine my a**. My condolences to her family.


TAGS: certifiable celebrity
Rating: 2.72/5

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a name of no use - July 14, 2009, 11:03 pm
Because then there'd be no Signs 2! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little..
JimmyBoy - July 14, 2009, 10:52 pm
Why would we want to stop him hurting himself?

FIELD GOALS - So that white players can score too

RELIGION - Be touch by His Noodly Appendage today

TAGS: celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv religion flying monster
Rating: 2.25/5

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Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 12:40 am
DOUG - July 11, 2008, 1:03 pm
Zach - March 28, 2008, 4:00 pm
Pastafarian for life!

GTA IV - Microsoft's masterpiece it's now on the PS2

TAGS: sports cats celebrity games gta iv
Rating: 2/5

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GreyScorpion - December 14, 2010, 8:56 am
easy there, guerin, keep it up and you be known as LongGone
GUERIN - December 14, 2010, 8:18 am
4th post from bottom is dumb - August 9, 2009, 6:38 pm
Neither Sony or Microsoft made this game. Rockstar created the GTA games. I don't even play stupid games and I know that.
weker - March 31, 2009, 11:32 am
wtf are u on about
........ - March 30, 2009, 7:30 pm
microsoft? your an idoit.... sony had GTA before xbox even existed
Spoon - October 28, 2008, 5:51 am
Oh jesus, this image makes me glad I quit the video game store job. I don't know how many stupid kids I had to tell over and over again that this game doesn't exist on PS2!
barf - October 3, 2008, 10:24 am
gta was the only good one... well london was f***ing sweet too
TigerKid - September 9, 2008, 8:37 pm
GTA4 biggest waste of time and money ever. I was bored after 3 days.

NEITHER CAN YOU - Learn to use apostrophes

TAGS: misspell celebrity
Rating: 1.39/5

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Amaterasu - September 11, 2008, 5:04 pm
Anon - February 22, 2008, 4:15 pm

nonsensical nonsense #8 -

It's the 4th -

TAGS: fourth 4th july celebration terrorism
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2014, 4:35 pm
I personally believe that the date thing wasn't changed because it was too late. America had started doing the opposite the rest of the world did, including which side of the road to drive. But the date format was forgotten... To late to change! Lol!
GaryO - July 5, 2014, 9:01 am
Hmmm, fair question. Possibly because it’s the only date we care to have the Brits remember.
OSA - July 5, 2014, 3:37 am
Can someone explain why in the US, that dates are usually expressed in the format MM/DD, (September 11, December 25, January 26, etc.), but when they refer to their independence from England, they run back to mother England with "The 4th of July"?
MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 3:31 am
Then some are so 5L crotchety...honestly. Teehee
EmilioDumphque - July 4, 2014, 11:39 pm
Remember: Some of your neighbors are veterans with PTSD, and they've heard quite enough explosions already. Be polite.

ageing -

Kill Your Heroes -

TAGS: hero heroine celebrity iconoclasm poser
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 10, 2014, 12:07 pm
In that case, you're going to need a few dozen swords.
Vinxman - May 10, 2014, 8:29 am
I was thinking of the Iron Throne in Game of Thrones.
Cannabal - May 9, 2014, 10:51 pm
Not sure if a human pin cushion would make for much of a chair. Just sayin', man.
Vinxman - May 9, 2014, 10:30 pm
Y'know, if you stick a few more swords in him, you'd have a cool looking chair. Just sayin'.

Walmart -

TAGS: walmart canada celebration prices free
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - August 6, 2014, 1:50 am
Thanks mao, but gotta "run"...they're about to rollback the price on toilet paper...bahaha!
maoworks2 - August 5, 2014, 1:02 pm
Yah Ah I really Like This One MissPriss.

KODACHROME - you give us those nice bright colors

TAGS: paul simon celebrity mugsh**s
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2014, 5:13 pm
Dang! Does David Bowie ever age?
deChelca - November 18, 2012, 9:38 pm
Great song. Been singing it for two days. 5 wishes for a new song.
ughomer - November 7, 2012, 10:14 pm
Another fine creation, Airman. 5L


TAGS: birthday celebrate
Rating: 4.71/5

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Sho - February 28, 2013, 9:35 pm
Aww lol. I bet they are cute and proud though. And thx :)
Sho - February 28, 2013, 9:34 pm
Lmao XD
GaryO - February 28, 2013, 9:27 pm
Shyt, Sho, you shoulda seen the birth ca*** I went thru. Geeezus, my head looked like a buhtternut swash for months.
spacedog - February 28, 2013, 9:04 pm
Double dang, the second the was motherf***ing superfluous.
spacedog - February 28, 2013, 8:59 pm
Dang! I thought head was one the the bad words.
Greeny - February 28, 2013, 8:37 pm
And Space wins the prize for the First Unc******d Comment
spacedog - February 28, 2013, 7:20 pm
HA! Great poster 5ho. My wife doesn't see it quite the same way, but that's just due the spacepups getting my hereditary big Scottish head.
Greeny - February 28, 2013, 7:18 pm
"Happy v*****l Slide Day" never caught on - 5L
holymoly - February 28, 2013, 6:36 pm
They cencored c*nal????????
holymoly - February 28, 2013, 6:35 pm
Totaly agree sho, but you've never seen my mothers ca***...... i hope

The Kardashians -


TAGS: calander chefs celebrity iron
Rating: 4.64/5

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Greeny - August 26, 2011, 6:30 am
Allez cui5ine!
Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 3:34 am
Motifake Chef, where 'Today's mystery ingredient' is ALWAYS Timmay
crankyhead - August 26, 2011, 3:25 am
How did you know Morimoto was my favorite? 5 extra helpings!

DONNA SUMMER - I guess she didn't survive...

TAGS: donnasummer rip celebrity
Rating: 4.63/5

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deepsquatter804 - May 18, 2012, 2:15 pm
Gloria g**nor (still alive) sang "I Will Survive."

Paparazzi -

Late Friday? -

TAGS: good friday atheist celebrate beer p*** enjoy
Rating: 4.55/5

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MissPriss - April 28, 2014, 10:33 am
Nothing less!
Tyche - April 28, 2014, 10:32 am
What do you expect from a philosopher? LOL
MissPriss - April 28, 2014, 10:28 am
Smart a**...teehee.
Tyche - April 27, 2014, 1:06 am
Well, of course I'm buying. I always buy for me. Unfortunately, I don't have a lot of money, so that's as far as it goes. But I'll think of you while I'm drinking it.
MissPriss - April 27, 2014, 1:02 am
Thanks Tyche! You're buying right?
Tyche - April 27, 2014, 12:51 am
I'll drink to that.


TAGS: june calendar french celebrate
Rating: 4.46/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:18 pm
No disrespect here... I'm just in close proximity too. It all boils down to "excuses" once again.

MOTHER'S DAY - Say it with flowers, send her a Triffid.


TAGS: snl celebrity h** tub
Rating: 4.2/5

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spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:59 pm
Jump back! 5L.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:14 pm
Heh... Good God! 5L

did you hear abo-- -

TAGS: celebrity gossip twilight nobody cares
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 2:39 am
American actors.
maoworks2 - June 3, 2013, 4:04 pm
Who Are These People ?

LiLo -

TAGS: lilo airport baggage celebrity funny
Rating: 3.67/5

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Bolverk3778 - September 6, 2013, 7:55 am
Seems a little deflated to me!!

JACK BLACK - His voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus

Celebrities -


EPIC FAIL - azula did, why wouldn't you?

TAGS: azula avatar fail epic celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv fire nation princess
Rating: 2.76/5

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Josie - September 6, 2008, 7:47 pm
Personally, I have never seen anyone look so fugly before. O.O;


TAGS: movie celeb 1997 escape newyork
Rating: 2.71/5

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Doc - April 16, 2009, 9:24 am
"Snake Plissken... I thought you were dead."

MAYBE HE DOES - but let's wish thats not true

TAGS: jesus spoiler bible the end zombie celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.54/5

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Overlord Douchebag - November 16, 2008, 12:38 pm
They're the number one most-worshiped creature in Japan.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 16, 2008, 12:24 pm
Who isn't? ***kbeasts are the third most popular temporarily worshipped celebredeities on Witopia, just after Buddhoprah and the Olson Icosuplets.
Overlord Douchebag - November 16, 2008, 9:05 am
Yes, let's stop questioning everyone's beliefs. It's common knowledge I'm the only one worth worshipping here. Well, maybe the ***k-beasts from MWLF's world. But that's only if you're into that sort of thing.
joey - November 16, 2008, 2:39 am
religious **** like this shouldnt be on the internet. lets stop questioning each**hers beliefs.

AMERICA - This is how we do it

TAGS: celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.46/5

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TheFilmBarn - July 18, 2009, 3:51 pm
In a Japanese SUV!!


TAGS: nfl celebrities 49ers egotism michael crabtree
Rating: 2.36/5

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Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 9:44 pm
God, I know that misery. A TON of my posters have the worst typos. You should see the one I did for "Voices in my head" day.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 9:42 pm
I've come pretty close to doing something like that myself from time to time, but I much prefer to simply misspell words instead.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 9:22 pm
It's nice to meet another MS paint user. Anyway, after you drag your text into place, fill in the empty spot with black. Still a good poster. 4/5

IDIOT - they hit the ball with their feet



TAGS: tom cruise scientology fly celebrity omg tyra
Rating: 2.21/5

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meatwad260 - May 21, 2009, 4:25 pm
No,he's just doing a GRAVITY CHECK!

WINNING - Think of pride of losers as a giant trampoline but keep jumping on it till it breaks


AWESOME - im new here

TAGS: motifake celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.06/5

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Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 8:05 pm
First thing you must learn is that it's spelled amsome now..
ASD - June 24, 2008, 1:15 am

NARUTO - way overrated

TAGS: naruto sakura gaara anime crap celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 1.97/5

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boooo - May 14, 2009, 10:25 pm
thats why i stopped watchin the show, pretty much all anime, almost all of the running ones are 80% filler
DotDotDot - January 4, 2009, 3:29 am
I held out for a good long time... hoping one day... Just maybe one day they would manage to get back to the original storyline... I feel for those watching it on CN the poor idiots.
The Z-Day - October 1, 2008, 8:05 pm
yeah is way overrated and faggots watch it on cartoon network
Dustin Marthington - August 19, 2008, 9:19 pm
Anime Haters - their flaming vocabulary doesn't extend too far from "sucks" or "not kool"

THE INTERNET - is no place for thinking, in fact. Take this for example. This is gonna be another purposeless tunnel.

TAGS: eeuu internet religion celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv tunnel
Rating: 1.89/5
ROFLMAO - June 30, 2009, 10:22 pm
this tunnel has a propose. most do. VIRGIN ALERT!

YOU CALL THAT A JOKE? - asswipe :)

TAGS: suddenly bananas five celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv asswipe ruin tunnel
Rating: 1.84/5

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Mark - March 19, 2009, 9:43 pm
Tunnel = 1....asswipe ( | )
lolman - March 19, 2009, 9:33 pm
Posting the first 2 f***in stupid comments are what ruined whatever was funny about this pic in the first place, which im still trying to laugh at, but all i do is frown.

HOW - Did this happen?

TAGS: christina aguilera celebrity xtina
Rating: 1.61/5

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Josh - October 17, 2008, 7:58 pm
He is a slimy kike, with a ****load of money and promises to her carrer.
. - September 7, 2008, 1:38 pm
aaron - September 2, 2008, 2:41 am
i can his buldge from below his hand *can't hate on a chick for that her t*** and eye make em'

WHITE TRASH - I could not find a better example than this....no words even need to be said

TAGS: celebrity
Rating: 1.38/5

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coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 3:15 pm
Some of us are just fat. Is it the black trunks that make it white trash? There are much better examples out there. Don't just put out, friend. The Jack Black poster was good but you can do better! Research your work. You have better in you. Ask for help.

PROTEST OR CELEBRATION - I don't know, just count me in!

TAGS: riot protest celebration
Rating: 1.36/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 2:16 pm
Couldchaser knows things.
Cloudchaser - March 1, 2010, 11:21 am
That might be India's Festival Of Colors called Holi http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holi

MEET YOUR BUS DRIVER - Kristen Bell?!?

TAGS: kristen bell celebrity celeb bus
Rating: 1.35/5

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shadow87 - December 19, 2011, 1:41 pm
holy crap, i'm both happy and scared at the same time!!!! lmfao
Liam - August 19, 2009, 9:12 pm
Atleast she's h**. I remember one bus driver that I had was a scaly old man-fish (woman) with a rat tail and the odor of a rancid sock that was stuffed with **** and rotting fish.
kevin chaos - July 27, 2008, 3:38 am
**** its a woman!

Happy Birthday Silvie -

TAGS: birthday someday happens age celebrations tragic cake fire
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 19, 2016, 11:55 am
I was supposed to be doing that for myself? Huh go figure.
MissPriss - March 19, 2016, 11:54 am
And what did everyone else get to eat? Glad it was a good one Silvie.
concern3 - March 19, 2016, 4:48 am
It's like The Mick said "If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself"
Silverheart - March 19, 2016, 12:21 am

Aww, thanks (I think). Wifemonster baked me a mega sized cookie instead. Up yours.

L'Oreal -

Angel In The Infield -


Have You Ever Noticed -

celebrate ! -

Maggie full of disgrace -